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tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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pontmercyanide:

some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.

and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about

and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”

she meant henry david thoreau.

i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend

coagulates:

I get 83rd degree depression when I step on a leaf and its not crunchy like Thanks for nothing bitch

slydigger:

my life is as unorganized as a forever 21 store

popcornmassacre:

every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes