December 2011
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts,...”
– Charles Bukowski (via rawcolorado)
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
monsterhugs:
what if people in real life stopped in the middle of their sentences, said “READ MORE” and then started whispering under their breath
“I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.”
– Coco Chanel (via rawcolorado)
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eject: Nurse Reveals Top 5 Regrets of the Dying →
kellyoxford:
From Arise India Forum:
“For many years I worked in palliative care. My patients were those who had gone home to die. Some incredibly special times were shared. I was with them for the last three to twelve weeks of their lives People grow a lot when they are faced with their own…
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
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radiobread2:
broke up with my boyfriend because there were hot local singles in my area dying to meet me
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me: wow ur teeth are like stars!
hobo: thank you!
me: so yellow and distant from each other
hobo cries and i walk away in my long fur coat while get out (leave) by jojo plays
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“Imagine this: you’re peaking. You’re in your youth. At the prime of your life....”
– Courtney Love (via kurtsmellsliketeenspirit)
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awkwardly in an elevator with 8 strangers
strangers:
me:
strangers:
me:
strangers:
me: i bet you're wondering why i've gathered you all here today, hello
